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    March 17

    Orange cats are fat

    and dumb.
     
    Oh, I'm sure you know the smartest trimmest orange cat around but I've never seen it. Every orange cat I've ever met is fat and dumb.
     
    Case in point: our cat Pixel. All 20-plus pounds of him.
     
    Today he is limping and walking very, very slowly.
     
    Yesterday, he fell.
     
    From the second storey. All the way down to the first storey.
     
    That's a whole lotta cat. Makes a LOUD sound when he hits bottom.
     
    Here's a picture of him from last year.
     
    He's bigger now.
     

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    March 16

    Ben's Second Grading Period

    Yes, it's report card time! Ben performed "at standard" in almost everything that was actually graded, which was quite a lot.
     
    He "approached standard" for "Writing - Applied Spelling." I don't know what that is.
    He also "approached standard" for "Probability and Statistics." Seriously. For kindergarten.
     
    Ben "exceeded standard" for "Reading - Phonemic Awareness" and "Reading - Phonics."
    He also "exceeded standard" for "Geometry."
     
    Kindergarten is a lot harder than I remember.
     
    Grading is on a scale from 1 to 4. We're making some assumptions here but Steve and I figure "at standard" is a B; with "approaching standard" a C; and "exceeds standard" an A. So, basically, we have a B student right now.
     
    Maybe. Who knows how these "grades" apply as Ben advances to first grade and beyond.
     
    And, finally, Mrs. G had this to say about our student:
    Ben displays excellent citizenship in class. He has the ability to make positive contributions to class discussions. He is a respectful and conscientious class member. He assumes responsibility well and is well liked by his peers. He is continuing to improve the quality of his work and is increasing hsi effort.
     
    Sweet. At dinner Steve and I had a quick discussion about honoring and rewarding work: we finally decided that we do want to reward Ben for all his hard work at school so we gave him a new game for his Nintendo DS.
     
    Which he hasn't stopped playing since he got it.
     
    March 15

    It's like a whole new house!

    We have a new couch and love seat! After ten years our old couch and love seat was sun-faded and covered in pulled threads (courtesy of Scout the Cat). The cushions no longer met flush with each other, leaving gaps for feet to get stuck. The cushion back was flattened and no longer offered any back support.

    So, we got a new couch and love seat! It was just delivered Friday. My butt is so dang comfy right now.

    And next Friday, my whole body will be so much more comfy! We just (sort of) bought a new bed! Our old bed, all of four-years-old, had developed body sags that were 2 1/2 inches to 3 inches deep. The pillow-top stuffing had all gathered in the middle of the bed, creating a hump between Steve and I. On Steve's side of the bed the pillow-top had shifted so that it hung about two inches over the side of the bed. Oddly, my side had not shifted at all.

    So, well, beds aren't supposed to do that. We called Sleep Country, they sent out a home inspector (this is how we know all the measurements about our bed), and then the home inspector gave us a certificate to get a new bed and box springs of the same (not-prorated) value of our old bed. Wahoo!

    Ben has new bedding.

    We'll have new bedding after Friday (must get fitted sheets 18-inches deep....).

    We planted flowers (primroses and tulips) in pots around the front of our house and we dug up sickly gross azaleas from our courtyard area.

    It's like we've got a whole new house!

    March 13

    Junie B. Jones

    We have a new friend in our life: Junie B. Jones. Junie B.'s middle name is Beatrice, but she just likes the B and that's all. Junie B., for those of you not in the know, is a kindergartner in a series of books by Barbara Park. Each book is told by Junie B. complete with kindergartner language and all. For example, this is Junie' B.'s first time on the "stupid smelly bus:"
     
    The bus wasn't like my daddy's car at all. It was very big inside. And the seats didn't have any cloth on them.

    The little curly girl was sitting near the front. And so I  tapped on her.

    "Guess what?" I said. "Mother said for me to sit here."

    "No!" she said. "I'm saving this seat for my best friend, Mary Ruth Marble!"

    Then she put her little white purse on the place where I was going to sit.

    And so I made a face at her.

    "Hurry up and find a seat, young lady," said Mr. Woo.

    And so I quick sat down across from the curly mean girl. And Mr. Woo shut the door.

    It wasn't a regular kind of door, though. It folded in half. And when it closed, it made a whishy sound.

    I don't like that kind of door. If it closes on you by accident, it will cut you in half, and you will make a squishy sound.

    The bus made a big roar. Then a big puff of black smelly smoke came out the back end of it. It's called bus breath, I think.
    Ben LOVES these books. These are the first chapter books he's picked for himself from the library. These are the first books he's actually read (with me) cover-to-cover. These are the first books he's ever wanted to read more than one chapter in at a time. Lately, instead of three books at night, we've been reading three chapters from Junie B.
     
    Seriously, if you have a kindergartner, or first-grader, get these books!
     
    Next, we'll try some Captain Underpants. (And no, I am not making that title up...)
    March 11

    How do you know what's true?

    Last week, Ben came home from school kicking and flailing his arms and jumping around yelling "Hi-ya!"
    This is his story:
    Mrs. Genereaux taught us karate! It was so cool. We moved all the tables away and Mrs. Genereaux hung them from the ceiling with tape. And all the moms except you were in the classroom today. And we had to stand of each other's shoulders so we could reach the tables. I stood on Alex's. It was so cool. And Mrs. Genereaux taught us boxing too. And she taught just me and Alex how to block because we were the only one who got a green. [Our school uses the soccer-card method for behavior management: green card is well-behaved; yellow-card is a warning; red-card is a big fat time-out.] Alex and me were standing in line and all the kids hit us on the head with their backpacks so they all got reds but me and Alex got greens so Mrs. Genereaux taught us how to block and no one else.
     
    Can I learn karate?
     
    I'm certain there is some kernal of truth in there... now if I could just dig it out....
    March 10

    Ben's got a new pair of...

    ... sheets!
    Ben told us he hates his tools sheets. And his construction quilt. And he is always cold at night. And his covers are too heavy. And, well, I think it suffices to say Ben's unhappy with his room setup.
     
    So. We changed it.
     
    New sheets (orange). New waffle-knit blanket (blue). New comforter (orange and blue stripe). New lamp (orange and blue stripe).
     
    New furniture arrangement, too. We put Ben's bed up on its frame for the first time. Put his nightstands on either side of his bed just where nightstands should go. (We had been using them as a foot board.) Moved his big reading chair and his bookshelves. Got rid enough of his books (giving them to the school's used book fair) so that we can get all his remaining books on one bookshelf. The other shelf holds his animals that don't go on the bed (he hasn't fallen out of bed since we limited him to only three animals in bed), his snow globes, his basketball trophy and photo, his collection of rocks, his collection of shells, and his photo books.
     
    The dork went to bed tonight with just his comforter on the bed. After I had made it. So, before he would agree to go to sleep, I had to take the sheet and blanket off.
     
    Ben's happy!
     
    But Mason isn't. Mason is Ben's friend; he lives next door. Ben brought him over specifically today to see his new room. Apparently Mason moved his rug around in his room to get a new set-up too!
     
    Wanna see Ben's new bedding?